VISIT OUR
To foster intergalactic camaraderie, we welcome you to schedule a visit aboard our spacecraft. Here, you'll encounter breathtaking views, cutting-edge technology, and the warm hospitality of Canis Minor (don't miss out on the yurgenflark!).
SPACECRAFT
what to expect
Feeling a bit nervous about trying something new? We understand! Our massive spaceship from an unknown place might seem intimidating, but rest assured, we've got you covered. Expect discounted, authentic designer pieces from across the galaxy, delivered at warp speed. Our advanced interstellar shipping ensures you receive genuine, high-quality fashion quickly and affordably. We've done this countless times, and everyone usually returns safe and sound. Experience cosmic luxury without breaking the bank, all with the convenience of fast, reliable delivery.
how to dress
We'll make your journey as enjoyable as possible. Since human bodies aren’t used to this mode of travel, we recommend dressing in your finest designer attire. We've got some stellar options crafted just for you—look your best while exploring the cosmos!
ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
Once you place your order, a colossal beam of light will initiate the process at warp speed. Our advanced interstellar delivery ensures your items arrive in no time. Remember, if you miss your delivery window, charges will still apply. Enjoy your cosmic fashion with lightning-fast shipping!
AUTHENTICITY
At our starry outpost, we bring you authentic pieces crafted by real designers from across the cosmos. These aren't your run-of-the-mill finds—they're genuine creations sourced directly from the minds of our interstellar suppliers. Explore our cosmic collection and discover the uniqueness of our celestial fashion.
SHIPPING
Embark on a journey with us as our spacecraft zooms through the cosmos at warp speed, bringing you stellar fashion finds in under a week. Our advanced delivery systems ensure your chosen pieces arrive swiftly, bridging the vast distances of space-time to reach you with intergalactic efficiency. Experience the thrill of receiving your cosmic wardrobe without the wait.
DISCOUNTED
In gratitude for your warm welcome on this planet, we extend special discounts to our human friends. It's our way of showing appreciation for the hospitality you've shown us as we navigate the wonders of your world. Join us in celebrating our cosmic connection with exclusive savings on our otherworldly fashion offerings.